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Old 07-15-2008, 10:00 PM
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I thought I would lighten the mood and maybe bring a smile to everyone's faces. I would love to hear your favorite joke. Please be sure to keep the jokes clean and no jokes that would offend anyone.

Here is one I found to get it started:



At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle. The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."...<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" />
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Old 07-16-2008, 06:34 AM
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For some reason, kids today are loving Chuck Norris one liners. One of the funniest I've seen is:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

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Old 08-02-2008, 01:04 AM
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Cute... All I seem to hear is "yo mama" jokes lol
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Old 08-07-2008, 09:16 AM
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I like knock knock ones personally, hehehe.

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Lettuce.

Lettuce Who?

Let us in, it's cold out here!

ahahahahahhhaha
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:08 PM
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This was emailed to me earlier today from a friend. We are long distance friends now since I loved across the states but we still stay in touch so once a week we send back and forth random jokes we find online.


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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.



His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our
bed and they weren't mine."


His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the
plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't
mine."



Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.



"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:54 PM
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hahahahahaha
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:49 AM
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My MIL said my husband used to tell this one to everyone when he was about 5. It's cute when it comes from a kid!

What has 200 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper!
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Old 08-12-2008, 08:11 PM
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a hahah omg that one is hilarious! i think that's the funniest joke i've ever heard!
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:54 PM
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Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?



....Because he had noBODY to go with him!!

Ha haha!!!!!
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Some of these are really bad!

But I LOVE them!
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