Network marketers are weird

[AlisonMSmith]

Today and tomorrow I'm attending a life improvement seminar sponsored by BookWise. I left for a minute to go to the restroom. When I got there, the room was empty except for one woman, who was sitting in a stall...on her cell phone, trying to recruit someone into BookWise.

Now I prefer internet contact because I worry that hearing my six kids in the background will sound unprofessional. But isn't flushing toilets exponentially worse? Yikes! [img]smileys/smiley3.gif[/img]

AlisonEdited by: BookWhiz.biz

[Lori Moreno]

Lori

[m2cmentor]

you do what you have to, even if you are multi-tasking...she obviously was!

it's funny, that is for sure!

[SimpleLife]

Reminds me of this...

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[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]Edited by: SimpleLife

[plainjanemom]

I guess she wanted to make the best use of her "down time" [img]smileys/smiley11.gif[/img]

[ajaonyx47]

Sounds likea "@&%$ty" way to conduct business to me ...

Sorry ... couldn't help it ... it just "slipped out" ...

[StevieKnight]

Very funny thread Alison! Just when you think you've heard all the MLM-freak stories![img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] I think we have these kinds of people in all kinds of businesses (and all kinds of families![img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img] oh, the stories....).

Expect success!

Stevie Knight

[AlisonMSmith]

You guys are killing me.

[Yuliya Mironova]

Originally Posted by BookWhiz.biz

Network marketers are weird

You won't get any argument from me! [img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

Originally Posted by BookWhiz.biz

Now I prefer internet contact because I worry that hearing my six kids in the background will sound unprofessional. But isn't flushing toilets exponentially worse? Yikes! [img]smileys/smiley3.gif[/img]

More than exponentially! Exponentially squared or something. (I don't think having your 6 kids audible at home is necessarily always a bad thing, you know: in a sense you are saying to people "I work at home and home-school 6 kids and I'm still making a living from this business", which could be quite a plus?).

Hope tomorrow is fantastic and that you're enjoying the course! [img]smileys/smiley2.gif[/img]

[curleymom3]

[img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img] I really needed a good laugh, thanks!