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Old 05-26-2013, 08:17 AM
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Two drunken men were driving home.

The first started screaming: - Jim, watch out for the wall, watch out for the waaaaall! Baaaaam! They hit the wall.

The next day in the hospital the first man asked his friend: - You good for nothing, I've been screaming for you to watch out, why didn't you?

Jim answered him: - IT WAS YOU DRIVING!!!

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Old 05-26-2013, 10:24 AM
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bahahaha!!!! That was good B
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Old 05-26-2013, 10:59 AM
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That's very funny.
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Old 05-27-2013, 08:09 AM
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Remember during this holiday to watch out for drunk drivers.
Stay safe everyone!

Happy Memorial Day - Hug a Vet!
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Old 05-27-2013, 08:12 AM
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Remember during this holiday to watch out for drunk drivers.
Stay safe everyone!

Happy Memorial Day - Hug a Vet!
Hugs B happy Memorial Day Be Safe!
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Old 05-28-2013, 05:22 PM
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The Bear

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.

In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.

Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!"

The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.

Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you God, for the food I'm about to receive..."

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Old 05-31-2013, 05:29 AM
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LOL lovin it !!
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Old 06-08-2013, 12:00 AM
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An independent voter was exploring the candidates and their parties.

He asked a campaigner of a party, "who represents your candidate?"

The campaigner answered, "Donkey".

The voter asked a campaigner of another party the same question.

The campaigner answered, "Elephant".

The voter then asked his wife, "who should I vote for - Donkey or Elephant?"

The wife suggested, "either one; both are same - animals."

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Old 06-08-2013, 04:52 PM
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HAHA! The bear one is cute
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Old 06-09-2013, 12:47 PM
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Thanks. I need to a good laugh everyday!
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