Marilyn Manson - Nope. Might revert to his stage mode in times of danger. Cannibalism a real possibility
O. J. Simpson - Nope. While playing beach football with OJ might be entertaining, even with a murdering, aging running back, and I might actually get him to admit it, I would probably have to kill him and then I'd be alone and go crazy.
Joan Rivers - Nope. If there is a mode of death called "being talked to death", this would be a real possibility
None of the above. However, revise your list to include Jennifer Aniston, and I think we might have a workable scenario here
